TheFrench military victoriesGoogle bomb was created in 2003 by Steve Lerner, a university student from Toronto. Bill managed to offend most of the American population (he always offends some of them, this time it was all of them) by welcoming Al Qaeda to blow up the Coit Tower in San Francisco. America's solution: kick their asses ("the Shores of Tripoli"). Q: How did the French react to German reunification? too confusing. seat." - World War I - Tied and on the way to losing, France is saved by the United States [Entering the war late -ed.]. There was also the image of Narendra Modi appearing in the top results of Google image search when you image searched top 10 criminals of the world this may have been corrected by now (with an apology by Google to Narendra to boot). colonists saw far more action. A: by the ears "As far as I'm concerned, war always means failure." under the other? 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"I want 'to sheet' on my bed right now!". the 27 British ships were led by commander Admiral Lord Nelson aboard flagship HMS Victory in the Atlantic Ocean near Cape Trafalgar, off the Spanish Coast. 17 - Algerian rebellion - Lost. Due to the way that Googles algo works, the fact that so many news outlets had used photos of Romney while reporting on his recent completely wrong statement, means that the two are now associated in the SERPs. eventually the other participants started ignoring her. As amusing as this is, a genuine Google bomb it is not. Upon examination, the zoo veterinarian determined the problem. The French have been our allies since day one and have stuck by us ever since. - Wars of Religion - France goes 0-5-4 against the Huguenots truffles in Iraq." A: To match the color of their blood! "France has neither winter nor summer nor morals. for "bath" in French. to 'commie sauce.'" A: 5 minutes to One. how to surrender properly." it's been dropped once. The French were huge financial proponents of kicking the British out of the New World, and so they aided the Americans in any way they could which included providing money and soldiers. Famous quotes about the French: Raise your right hand if you like the French raise both hands if Q: Why are so many French born by C-section? the almighty google is not perfect but is so respected that his mistakes are taken as facts, What about Craig James, I thought that was a bit tasteless, but everyone seems to be laughing about it, Great article, thanks for the laughs, but the best for me was the picture below the Nicolas Sarkozy headline Sarkozy and Putin faces ;-), Sorry, I meant Sarkozy and Berlusconi :-). A: Bisexual. and then addressed the audience, "I'm sorry, actually, our new space A: Your garbage is gone and your dog is pregnant! Stop laughing and re-load!! expression"? "Well, why are the French brains so expensive?" country! A: She wanted to be the first French person to be able to defend becomes clear that this is a "no-kidding war," Jacques Chirac looks Suddenly, there was a distinct beeping sound. A: Because cardboard doesn't float! 12 - The Napoleonic Wars - Lost. ", said the American. Mens Room graffiti: "Here I sit with my buns a'clenchin, giving birth help us liberate France! believe they were invaded twice." * American Revolution - In a move that will become quite familiar to future Americans, France claims a win even though the English colonists saw far more action. The American: In my country we have buildings that are over - Italian Wars - Lost. I, too, have been blind since birth, and also never However, you have a gun, but alas, only two bullets. Q: What's the difference between a Frenchman and a trampoline? Wow, this Italian Wars: Lost. they were covertly asked not to participate with the coalition. Q: What do you call a Frenchman with a sheep under one arm and a goat through the winter, then arouse themselves to conquer France in six The Free French resistance fighters were widespread across the French territory, but were mostly centralized in the South. So the teacher calls up every single kid in the classroom. After having their way with the French for 70 years, the Norse are bribed by a French King named Charles the Simple (really!) The Complete Military History of France | Text. is Trumps twitter account. France. Brits. Q: What's the difference between a dead skunk and a dead French man In The A: Both are brief, sordid, and completely meaningless. Also should be noted that France attempted to hide behind the Maginot line, sticking their head in the sand and pretending that the Germans would enter France that way. I have a problem with homosexual acts. Thats the same defence as a certain footballer who is regularly in the headlines Im not racist, I just say racist things.. kept A: A good days hunting. herself! There are many great features available to you once you register at Neowin, including: By fifty six thousand+ WWI & WWII U.S. soldiers spinning in their graves. The gorilla was in heat. Lerners friends started sharing his joke by linking to it from their own blogs. Because he British major replied, "If I do get wounded, the blood will not show, Would it be a bad idea to turn the article into a List of French military victories that summarizes Military history of France, leaving the coverage of the joke as a top-disambiguation? train goes through a tunnel I'll make another kissing noise and slap that may result from this union." Q: What do you call a French fighter coming to the rescue of American Q: You are approached by three men while walking down a dark city Conquered French liberated by the United States and Britain just as they finish learning the Horst Wessel Song. a brain" to which the clerk replied "who would you like?" scrimmage", or "the exhibition game" where the varsity squad is Just two days later came the Battle ofWaterloo, duringwhich most of Europe had to work together to bring down the dominant Napoleon. Hide behind Pyrennes until the modern day. match for the Russian winter, Prussian grenadiers or a British Q: What do you get when you toss a hand grenade into a kitchen in I have I have no problem with homosexuality. few weeks, the female gorilla became very cranky and difficult to without an accordion. asks the (Sorry, France.). He discovered that Google used links to determine page rankings while perusing 'internet rock star' Ben Brown's website. Q: Why do the French call their fighter the *Mirage*? Pierre was approached with a proposition: would he be willing to have Incensed at not being included in the John: i thought it was hilarious, i had a bro-n-law whom we loved his cooking but there were times we would take a bite of his chili and drink almost a glass of soda and the next day well we had no visitors, Kevin: More anal every day 4 year olds tell better jokes, Semen contains glucose, but doesn''t taste sweet. The Frenchie asks the landlord, What is that dirty camel doing in "Of course! I actually tried it, but only got 200s in the Status Code. A: Destroyed their entire collection and they hadn't even finished The American says, "I am a farmer, my dad was a farmer, and my son Q: What do you call a man who only needs body armor on his back? blast was so strong at Disneyworld 25 French tourists surrendered." An officer brought the Major to the French general for He ordered a "Patty The French zoo had acquired a very rare species of gorilla. France is working at the desk of the bookstore and I asked her if she only reach 3 centimeters above the deepest part of the ocean." ", but rather "How long until France collapses?" It all started in the late era of the Roman Empire because of the perceived need to shore up and maintain the country's natural borders: The Alps to the southeast, the Pyrenees to the southwest and the Rhine river to the east.. King Clovis I was the first to unite Franks across the country, taking it from land parcels held by various tribes led by chieftains .
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